i heard your penis is like a thumb
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alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
(Source: chelseawoosh, via slyfoxhound)
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
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